Never Lie to Mom

A mom comes to visit her son, Kumar for dinner, who lives with agirl roommate, Sunita!During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice howpretty Sunita was!She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious!Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates!"About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate! Youdon't suppose she took it, do you?"Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure!"So he sat down and wrote

Dear mother,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house nor am Inot saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate!But the fact remains that it has been missing e! ver since you were here for dinner!Love,Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his mother which read

Dear son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita!But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow!Love,Mom